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PsychoDuck wrote:And they STILL couldn't play it lag-free!

LMFAO.

Crytek: 'The best frame-rate we could get with our centi-byte, floppity gazillion processors on Crysis (all settings turned to UBER-HIGH) was about 30fps. *promptly high-fives his dev friends*'

Btw, love the sig. XD

WJUK wrote:

PsychoDuck wrote:And they STILL couldn't play it lag-free!

LMFAO.

Crytek: 'The best frame-rate we could get with our centi-byte, floppity gazillion processors on Crysis (all settings turned to UBER-HIGH) was about 30fps. *promptly high-fives his dev friends*'

Btw, love the sig. XD

30 FPS? I'm surprised they even got that far

And yes, The Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube is my best friend forever.

PsychoDuck wrote:
30 FPS? I'm surprised they even got that far

And yes, The Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube is my best friend forever.

Hence the high-five.


I'm sure Link and Mario are very sad now. XD
Nothing beats the Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube. Dare I say it? MAYBE NOT EVEN CHUCK NORRIS.

Please don't kill me Chuck.

WJUK wrote:

PsychoDuck wrote:
30 FPS? I'm surprised they even got that far

And yes, The Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube is my best friend forever.

Hence the high-five.


I'm sure Link and Mario are very sad now. XD
Nothing beats the Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube. Dare I say it? MAYBE NOT EVEN CHUCK NORRIS.

Please don't kill me Chuck.

Can Chuck Norris withstand temperatures of up to 4000 degrees Kelvin?

PsychoDuck wrote:

WJUK wrote:

PsychoDuck wrote:
30 FPS? I'm surprised they even got that far

And yes, The Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube is my best friend forever.

Hence the high-five.


I'm sure Link and Mario are very sad now. XD
Nothing beats the Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube. Dare I say it? MAYBE NOT EVEN CHUCK NORRIS.

Please don't kill me Chuck.

Can Chuck Norris withstand temperatures of up to 4000 degrees Kelvin?

Chuck Norris IS 4000 degrees Kelvin.

zapster wrote:

PsychoDuck wrote:

WJUK wrote:

PsychoDuck wrote:
30 FPS? I'm surprised they even got that far

And yes, The Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube is my best friend forever.

Hence the high-five.


I'm sure Link and Mario are very sad now. XD
Nothing beats the Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube. Dare I say it? MAYBE NOT EVEN CHUCK NORRIS.

Please don't kill me Chuck.

Can Chuck Norris withstand temperatures of up to 4000 degrees Kelvin?

Chuck Norris IS 4000 degrees Kelvin.

Chuck Norris IS Kelvin.

Btw, while we're on this subject I may as well warn you: Don't ever ask Chuck Norris what the time is. Never.

WJUK wrote:

zapster wrote:

PsychoDuck wrote:

WJUK wrote:

PsychoDuck wrote:
30 FPS? I'm surprised they even got that far

And yes, The Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube is my best friend forever.

Hence the high-five.


I'm sure Link and Mario are very sad now. XD
Nothing beats the Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube. Dare I say it? MAYBE NOT EVEN CHUCK NORRIS.

Please don't kill me Chuck.

Can Chuck Norris withstand temperatures of up to 4000 degrees Kelvin?

Chuck Norris IS 4000 degrees Kelvin.

Chuck Norris IS Kelvin.

Btw, while we're on this subject I may as well warn you: Don't ever ask Chuck Norris what the time is. Never.

Have you guys seen ChuckNorrisfacts.com?? That has some funny stuff XD

"When Chuck Norris jumps in water he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris"

>.> <.<

zapster wrote:

WJUK wrote:

zapster wrote:

PsychoDuck wrote:

WJUK wrote:

PsychoDuck wrote:
30 FPS? I'm surprised they even got that far

And yes, The Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube is my best friend forever.

Hence the high-five.


I'm sure Link and Mario are very sad now. XD
Nothing beats the Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube. Dare I say it? MAYBE NOT EVEN CHUCK NORRIS.

Please don't kill me Chuck.

Can Chuck Norris withstand temperatures of up to 4000 degrees Kelvin?

Chuck Norris IS 4000 degrees Kelvin.

Chuck Norris IS Kelvin.

Btw, while we're on this subject I may as well warn you: Don't ever ask Chuck Norris what the time is. Never.

Have you guys seen ChuckNorrisfacts.com?? That has some funny stuff XD

"When Chuck Norris jumps in water he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris"

>.> <.<

You heard the one with the truck and Chuck Norris.

It's kinda inappropriate.

WJUK wrote:

zapster wrote:

WJUK wrote:

zapster wrote:

PsychoDuck wrote:

WJUK wrote:

PsychoDuck wrote:
30 FPS? I'm surprised they even got that far

And yes, The Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube is my best friend forever.

Hence the high-five.


I'm sure Link and Mario are very sad now. XD
Nothing beats the Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube. Dare I say it? MAYBE NOT EVEN CHUCK NORRIS.

Please don't kill me Chuck.

Can Chuck Norris withstand temperatures of up to 4000 degrees Kelvin?

Chuck Norris IS 4000 degrees Kelvin.

Chuck Norris IS Kelvin.

Btw, while we're on this subject I may as well warn you: Don't ever ask Chuck Norris what the time is. Never.

Have you guys seen ChuckNorrisfacts.com?? That has some funny stuff XD

"When Chuck Norris jumps in water he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris"

>.> <.<

You heard the one with the truck and Chuck Norris.

It's kinda inappropriate.

I can't remember it, but you don't need to enlighten me.
But these are cool:
"There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control."
"Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird."
"Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris."

zapster wrote:

WJUK wrote:

zapster wrote:

WJUK wrote:

zapster wrote:

PsychoDuck wrote:

WJUK wrote:

PsychoDuck wrote:
30 FPS? I'm surprised they even got that far

And yes, The Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube is my best friend forever.

Hence the high-five.


I'm sure Link and Mario are very sad now. XD
Nothing beats the Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube. Dare I say it? MAYBE NOT EVEN CHUCK NORRIS.

Please don't kill me Chuck.

Can Chuck Norris withstand temperatures of up to 4000 degrees Kelvin?

Chuck Norris IS 4000 degrees Kelvin.

Chuck Norris IS Kelvin.

Btw, while we're on this subject I may as well warn you: Don't ever ask Chuck Norris what the time is. Never.

Have you guys seen ChuckNorrisfacts.com?? That has some funny stuff XD

"When Chuck Norris jumps in water he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris"

>.> <.<

You heard the one with the truck and Chuck Norris.

It's kinda inappropriate.

I can't remember it, but you don't need to enlighten me.
But these are cool:
"There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control."
"Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird."
"Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris."

'In the beginning there was nothing…then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said “Get a job”. That is the story of the universe.'
‘When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.’
'‘Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.’

LOL nice. "If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you."

"Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice."

"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down."

Chuck Norris is the man.

zapster wrote:LOL nice. "If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you."

"Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice."

"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down."

Chuck Norris is the man.

'There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.'

'There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.'

'Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.'

'Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.'

It's starting to remind me of a certain posting war that happened...

WJUK wrote:

zapster wrote:LOL nice. "If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you."

"Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice."

"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down."

Chuck Norris is the man.

'There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.'

'There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.'

'Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.'

'Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.'

It's starting to remind me of a certain posting war that happened...

Woah

We aren't that bad... yet


"Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost"

zapster wrote:

WJUK wrote:

zapster wrote:LOL nice. "If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you."

"Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice."

"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down."

Chuck Norris is the man.

'There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.'

'There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.'

'Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.'

'Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.'

It's starting to remind me of a certain posting war that happened...

Woah

We aren't that bad... yet


"Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost"

...Yet...

'Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, travelled back in time and roundhouse kicked Amelia Earhart as she was flying over the Pacific.'

WJUK wrote:

zapster wrote:

WJUK wrote:

zapster wrote:LOL nice. "If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you."

"Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice."

"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down."

Chuck Norris is the man.

'There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.'

'There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.'

'Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.'

'Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.'

It's starting to remind me of a certain posting war that happened...

Woah

We aren't that bad... yet


"Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost"

...Yet...

'Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, travelled back in time and roundhouse kicked Amelia Earhart as she was flying over the Pacific.'

It looks like we will get there!!! WE CAN DO IT!!!
"It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face."

"When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult."

"Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost."

zapster wrote:

WJUK wrote:

zapster wrote:

WJUK wrote:

zapster wrote:LOL nice. "If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you."

"Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice."

"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down."

Chuck Norris is the man.

'There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.'

'There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.'

'Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.'

'Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.'

It's starting to remind me of a certain posting war that happened...

Woah

We aren't that bad... yet


"Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost"

...Yet...

'Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, travelled back in time and roundhouse kicked Amelia Earhart as she was flying over the Pacific.'

It looks like we will get there!!! WE CAN DO IT!!!
"It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face."

"When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult."

"Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost."

Looks like it...

'Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.'

'Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."'

'Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.'

XD

WJUK wrote:

zapster wrote:

WJUK wrote:

zapster wrote:

WJUK wrote:

zapster wrote:LOL nice. "If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you."

"Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice."

"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down."

Chuck Norris is the man.

'There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.'

'There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.'

'Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.'

'Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.'

It's starting to remind me of a certain posting war that happened...

Woah

We aren't that bad... yet


"Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost"

...Yet...

'Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, travelled back in time and roundhouse kicked Amelia Earhart as she was flying over the Pacific.'

It looks like we will get there!!! WE CAN DO IT!!!
"It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face."

"When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult."

"Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost."

Looks like it...

'Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.'

'Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."'

'Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.'

XD

LOL yep.

Imagine him in street fighter. No-one would beat you again!!

"In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked in the face by Chuck Norris."

"Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on."

"A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay."

zapster wrote:

WJUK wrote:

zapster wrote:

WJUK wrote:

zapster wrote:

WJUK wrote:

zapster wrote:LOL nice. "If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you."

"Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice."

"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down."

Chuck Norris is the man.

'There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.'

'There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.'

'Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.'

'Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.'

It's starting to remind me of a certain posting war that happened...

Woah

We aren't that bad... yet


"Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost"

...Yet...

'Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, travelled back in time and roundhouse kicked Amelia Earhart as she was flying over the Pacific.'

It looks like we will get there!!! WE CAN DO IT!!!
"It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face."

"When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult."

"Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost."

Looks like it...

'Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.'

'Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."'

'Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.'

XD

LOL yep.

Imagine him in street fighter. No-one would beat you again!!

"In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked in the face by Chuck Norris."

"Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on."

"A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay."

XD

How many quotes now....

'We can't find any signs of intelligent life because Chuck Norris has been to all the planets in the immediate galaxy and round-house kicked them all.'

'Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.'

'Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.'

WJUK wrote:

zapster wrote:

WJUK wrote:

zapster wrote:

WJUK wrote:

zapster wrote:

WJUK wrote:

zapster wrote:LOL nice. "If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you."

"Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice."

"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down."

Chuck Norris is the man.

'There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.'

'There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.'

'Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.'

'Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.'

It's starting to remind me of a certain posting war that happened...

Woah

We aren't that bad... yet


"Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost"

...Yet...

'Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, travelled back in time and roundhouse kicked Amelia Earhart as she was flying over the Pacific.'

It looks like we will get there!!! WE CAN DO IT!!!
"It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face."

"When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult."

"Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost."

Looks like it...

'Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.'

'Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."'

'Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.'

XD

LOL yep.

Imagine him in street fighter. No-one would beat you again!!

"In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked in the face by Chuck Norris."

"Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on."

"A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay."

XD

How many quotes now....

'We can't find any signs of intelligent life because Chuck Norris has been to all the planets in the immediate galaxy and round-house kicked them all.'

'Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.'

'Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.'

A hell of a lot.

"There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue."

"Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter"

"Chuck Norris can divide by zero."

"Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around."

zapster wrote:

WJUK wrote:

zapster wrote:

WJUK wrote:

zapster wrote:

WJUK wrote:

zapster wrote:

WJUK wrote:

zapster wrote:LOL nice. "If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you."

"Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice."

"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down."

Chuck Norris is the man.

'There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.'

'There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.'

'Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.'

'Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.'

It's starting to remind me of a certain posting war that happened...

Woah

We aren't that bad... yet


"Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost"

...Yet...

'Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, travelled back in time and roundhouse kicked Amelia Earhart as she was flying over the Pacific.'

It looks like we will get there!!! WE CAN DO IT!!!
"It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face."

"When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult."

"Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost."

Looks like it...

'Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.'

'Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."'

'Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.'

XD

LOL yep.

Imagine him in street fighter. No-one would beat you again!!

"In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked in the face by Chuck Norris."

"Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on."

"A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay."

XD

How many quotes now....

'We can't find any signs of intelligent life because Chuck Norris has been to all the planets in the immediate galaxy and round-house kicked them all.'

'Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.'

'Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.'

A hell of a lot.

"There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue."

"Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter"

"Chuck Norris can divide by zero."

"Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around."

Quote-o-rama. XD

'Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. '

'Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. '

'Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.'