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Comp Wars
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by PsychoDuck on Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:35 pm
WJUK, I had to censor part of that one. Please be more careful.
The Duck Has Spoken.
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by zapster on Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:51 pm
LOL the first one was funny XD
"It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes."
"James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger."
"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down."
"It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes."
"James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger."
"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down."
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by WJUK on Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:59 pm
zapster wrote:LOL the first one was funny XD
"It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes."
"James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger."
"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down."
LMFAO... yea... *wipes tear of laughter from eye*
'The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.'
'It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.'
'If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.'
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by PsychoDuck on Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:10 pm
WJUK wrote:zapster wrote:LOL those are classics... chucknorrisfacts.com FTW!!!
Secondedededed... -ed.
Second.
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by NaomiLoon on Mon Feb 04, 2008 11:44 pm
WJUK wrote:zapster wrote:I feel like it too
Btw that is like a double post ish? XD
LMFAO. "Punch the Duck" sounds like a carnival game.
Come one, come all! Step right up and punch the Duck! Bend his bill and hear 'em quack! You, young sir, you look like a strapping lad! Step up and PUNCH THE DUCK! Oooh, lookit him fly! That wins you a teddy bear.
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BTW... Double posting is when you post twice with no-one else posting in-between. Repeating something you already said for comic effect - I don't think that counts.
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by PsychoDuck on Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:07 am
NaomiLoon wrote:Double posting is when you post twice with no-one else posting in-between. Repeating something you already said for comic effect - I don't think that counts.
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Second.
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by WJUK on Tue Feb 05, 2008 2:56 pm
NaomiLoon wrote:WJUK wrote:zapster wrote:I feel like it too
Btw that is like a double post ish? XD
LMFAO. "Punch the Duck" sounds like a carnival game.
Come one, come all! Step right up and punch the Duck! Bend his bill and hear 'em quack! You, young sir, you look like a strapping lad! Step up and PUNCH THE DUCK! Oooh, lookit him fly! That wins you a teddy bear.
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BTW... Double posting is when you post twice with no-one else posting in-between. Repeating something you already said for comic effect - I don't think that counts.
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LMFAO. "Punch the Duck" sounds like a carnival game.
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by zapster on Sun Feb 10, 2008 7:17 am
I'm (kinda) sorry!!!
It was the only thing I could do!
Believe me, it hurt me as much as it hurt you (My hand is still numb!!)
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It was the only thing I could do!
Believe me, it hurt me as much as it hurt you (My hand is still numb!!)
!!Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.
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