Random Guy: "Laziness is killing everything!!"
Me: I know, I've heard. It kills men and women's interest alike for browsing forums, and chatting with friends. If he were here, he'd consume you all with a laziness so deep, you'd transform into a motionless log. I AM NintenDood, and I see a whole forum before me in defiance of laziness. You have come to post as gaming nerds, and gaming nerds you are! What would you do without games? WILL YOU POST?!
Random Guy: "No, post in a forum? We would rather stay in our basements all day, and play Polybius until our brains melted out of our ears!
Me: Aye, stay still, and you may have fun for but a moment. And thinking back on all your years of basement dwelling, would you be willing to trade all of those days for one chance, just one chance to post in these forums and tell everyone we are not just "Geeks, nerds, and otakus", and that WE WILL RESURRECT ONE DUCK'S OPINION'S FORUMS!
Random Guy: "アヒルは永遠に!" (DUCK FOREVER!)
So... this all stemmed from this Twitter post from the PsychoDuck himself:
"My forum used to be so awesome and full of fun-filled awesome. Oh, the good old days..."
You know what this means? WE must drop our shackles of laziness, and WE MUST POST!












