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I think I have Portal on the brain...

WJUK wrote:

PsychoDuck wrote:This is the ultimate face-palm!

Of ultimate destiny!

Old Duckzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground,
When suddenly Ryan burst from the shade
And hit Duckzilla with a Rygrenade.
Duckzilla got pissed and began to attack,
But didn’t expect to be blocked by Shaq,
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu,
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue.

And he started beating up Shaquille O’Neal,
Then they both got flattened by the Rymobile,
But before it could make it back to the Rycave,
Tónythegamer popped out of his grave
And took an AK47 out from under his hat,
And blew Ryan away with a rat-a-tat-tat,
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away,
Because NaomiLoon came to save the day.

This is the Ultimate Face-Palm of Ultimate Destiny.
Good guys, bad guys, and face-plosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Face-Palm of Ultimate Destiny.

Duckzilla took a bite out of NaomiLoon,
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime.
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track,
But WJUK jumped out and landed on his back.
And Ryan was injured, and trying to get steady,
When Tónythegamer came back with a machete.
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped.
Camieman10 took him out with his whip.

Then he saw Duckzilla sneaking up from behind,
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn’t find,
‘Cause Ryan stole it and he shot and he missed,
And WJUK deflected it with his fist.
Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
While Tónythegamer tried to pole vault
Onto NaomiLoon, but they collided in the air,
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare.

This is the Ultimate Face-Palm of Ultimate Destiny.
Good guys, bad guys, and face-plosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Face-Palm of Ultimate Destiny.

Titan sang out in an immaculate chorus.
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris,
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Camieman10.
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain,
As Ryan changed back into ryanrab1.
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise,
And he crushed Ryan’s head in between his thighs.

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie,
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader,
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of no where lightning fast,
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw,
With civilians looking on total awe.

And the fight raged on for a century.
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Kalava in a bloodstained sweater.

This is the Ultimate Face-Palm of Ultimate Destiny.
Good guys, bad guys, and face-plosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Face-palm... (This is the Ultimate Face-palm.)
This is the Ultimate Face-palm... (This is the Ultimate Face-palm.)
This is the Ultimate Face-palm of Ultimate Destiny.

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XD

That was a lot harder than I first thought.