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Postby Psychogoose on Fri May 16, 2008 4:01 am

"Is the test out of 100%?"

Sometimes curiosity can lead to some embarrassing moments. What are some of your stupid questions?
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Postby WJUK on Fri May 16, 2008 11:58 am

I dunno if it counts as a stupid question but when we were doing this class project thing, my teacher said: "Oh well, back to the drawing board." after our little experiment failed.

Then I said: "Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?"
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Postby camieman10 on Fri May 16, 2008 2:53 pm

Again not so much of a stupid quote as a funny one but:
My dad was talking to my mom in the truck and they were talking about bike riding, which me and my brother are very into(mountain). This is about how the conversation went:
Mom:Maybe I should get a new bike, you know, a cool one.
Dad:You don't need one, you just want to look cool in front of the boys.
Me:....I think that boat has sailed.
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Postby NaomiLoon on Mon May 26, 2008 12:49 am

I didn't say it, but it's the number one stupidest question I've ever heard. I was working in a clothing store, standing in front of the dress pants sections, hanging a pair of pants, and a guy walked up to me and asked:

"Excuse me, do you sell pants?"

No, these are just for show. What kind of clothing store sells pants?! *kerplodes*
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Postby WJUK on Mon May 26, 2008 9:26 am

Oh, I got one too.

Two friends and I were in a pound shop once. And one friend was looking at this product (can't remember what that was now...) and he asked me: "How much is this?"

I looked at him and raised one eyebrow. One short pause later.

He said: "Shut up..."

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Postby PsychoDuck on Mon May 26, 2008 4:53 pm

I take it a Pound Shop is like a Dollar Store, right?
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Postby camieman10 on Mon May 26, 2008 5:08 pm

lol...pound shop...heh...
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Postby WJUK on Mon May 26, 2008 10:36 pm

Yea. That sounds bout right.

For the record, I still hold it against him. :)
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