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The "Greatest Quotes Ever" Thread

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The "Greatest Quotes Ever" Thread

Postby Psychogoose on Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:36 pm

Just post some of the best quotes you've ever read here. As long as you credit the person who created the quote and it's appropriate for the site, post it here!

To start things off, here's one I just can't get enough of...

I like life. It's something to do.


-Ronnie Shakes
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Postby PsychoDuck on Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:52 pm

Two from the main man, Shigeru Miyamoto:

"Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock and roll."


"A delayed game is eventually good, a bad game is bad forever."


That guy is a freaking genius.
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Postby WJUK on Sat Jul 19, 2008 12:02 am

King Leonidas wrote:Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!


You knew it was coming.
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Postby Tónythegamer on Sun Jul 20, 2008 2:47 am

"I am happy"
Reggie Fils-Aime

Well, were not.
Theeeeey're Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!!!!!
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Postby Ceph on Sun Jul 20, 2008 5:48 am

(With regards to Halo 3's non-720p resolution)
Bungie wrote:In fact, if you do a comparison shot between the native 1152x640 image and the scaled 1280x720, it’s practically impossible to discern the difference. We would ignore it entirely were it not for the internet’s propensity for drama where none exists. In fact the reason we haven’t mentioned this before in weekly updates, is the simple fact that it would have distracted conversation away from more important aspects of the game, and given tinfoil hats some new gristle to chew on as they catalogued their toenail clippings.
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Postby ryanrab1 on Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:35 am

"If I would have asked what my customers wanted, they would have said, a faster horse."

-Henry Ford

Such an amazing quote!
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Postby Tónythegamer on Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:43 pm

Yes it is.
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Postby Psychogoose on Thu Mar 19, 2009 3:48 am

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.


- Demetri Martin -

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.


- Albert Einstein -

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Postby WJUK on Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:52 pm

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"


-Steven Wright

No, seriously. What happens?
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Postby PsychoDuck on Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:00 pm

WJUK wrote:
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"


-Steven Wright

No, seriously. What happens?


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Postby WJUK on Fri Mar 20, 2009 6:03 pm

PsychoDuck wrote:
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The internet holds the solution to all.


Wow. The internet does hold all the answers.

Maybe it's time to start asking for next week's lottery numbers...
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Postby Ceph on Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:15 am

Careful now... the internet also has a twisted sense of humor.
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