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Postby PsychoDuck on Sun May 25, 2008 6:47 am

One day in the land of giant purple unicorns, something strange was undoubtedly happening. Little Jimmy was eating his prized hedgehog, from which spikes were cutting his mouth. Jimmy's tongue was becoming self aware of his hairy little secret that his mother told him about in his days as a health-conscious car salesman who liked hedgehogs WITH DIJON MUSTARD.
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Postby WJUK on Sun May 25, 2008 7:17 pm

One day in the land of giant purple unicorns, something strange was undoubtedly happening. Little Jimmy was eating his prized hedgehog, from which spikes were cutting his mouth. Jimmy's tongue was becoming self aware of his hairy little secret that his mother told him about in his days as a health-conscious car salesman who liked hedgehogs with Dijon mustard.

Unbeknownst to him...
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Postby PsychoDuck on Sun May 25, 2008 7:27 pm

One day in the land of giant purple unicorns, something strange was undoubtedly happening. Little Jimmy was eating his prized hedgehog, from which spikes were cutting his mouth. Jimmy's tongue was becoming self aware of his hairy little secret that his mother told him about in his days as a health-conscious car salesman who liked hedgehogs with Dijon mustard.

Unbeknownst to him, MASSIVE ELEPHANTS WERE
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Postby WJUK on Sun May 25, 2008 8:03 pm

One day in the land of giant purple unicorns, something strange was undoubtedly happening. Little Jimmy was eating his prized hedgehog, from which spikes were cutting his mouth. Jimmy's tongue was becoming self aware of his hairy little secret that his mother told him about in his days as a health-conscious car salesman who liked hedgehogs with Dijon mustard.

Unbeknownst to him, massive elephants were taking ice cream
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Postby PsychoDuck on Sun May 25, 2008 9:11 pm

One day in the land of giant purple unicorns, something strange was undoubtedly happening. Little Jimmy was eating his prized hedgehog, from which spikes were cutting his mouth. Jimmy's tongue was becoming self aware of his hairy little secret that his mother told him about in his days as a health-conscious car salesman who liked hedgehogs with Dijon mustard.

Unbeknownst to him, massive elephants were taking ice cream FROM GERMAN DWARVES
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Postby camieman10 on Mon May 26, 2008 6:01 am

One day in the land of giant purple unicorns, something strange was undoubtedly happening. Little Jimmy was eating his prized hedgehog, from which spikes were cutting his mouth. Jimmy's tongue was becoming self aware of his hairy little secret that his mother told him about in his days as a health-conscious car salesman who liked hedgehogs with Dijon mustard.

Unbeknownst to him, massive elephants were taking ice cream from German dwarves TO FUEL THEIR
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Postby WJUK on Mon May 26, 2008 9:31 am

One day in the land of giant purple unicorns, something strange was undoubtedly happening. Little Jimmy was eating his prized hedgehog, from which spikes were cutting his mouth. Jimmy's tongue was becoming self aware of his hairy little secret that his mother told him about in his days as a health-conscious car salesman who liked hedgehogs with Dijon mustard.

Unbeknownst to him, massive elephants were taking ice cream from German dwarves to fuel their GIANT WAR MACHINE.
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Postby camieman10 on Mon May 26, 2008 5:05 pm

One day in the land of giant purple unicorns, something strange was undoubtedly happening. Little Jimmy was eating his prized hedgehog, from which spikes were cutting his mouth. Jimmy's tongue was becoming self aware of his hairy little secret that his mother told him about in his days as a health-conscious car salesman who liked hedgehogs with Dijon mustard.

Unbeknownst to him, massive elephants were taking ice cream from German dwarves to fuel their giant war machine. THE ELEPHANTS WERE
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Postby PsychoDuck on Mon May 26, 2008 7:11 pm

One day in the land of giant purple unicorns, something strange was undoubtedly happening. Little Jimmy was eating his prized hedgehog, from which spikes were cutting his mouth. Jimmy's tongue was becoming self aware of his hairy little secret that his mother told him about in his days as a health-conscious car salesman who liked hedgehogs with Dijon mustard.

Unbeknownst to him, massive elephants were taking ice cream from German dwarves to fuel their giant war machine. The elephants were GOING TO ANNIHILATE
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Postby WJUK on Mon May 26, 2008 10:37 pm

One day in the land of giant purple unicorns, something strange was undoubtedly happening. Little Jimmy was eating his prized hedgehog, from which spikes were cutting his mouth. Jimmy's tongue was becoming self aware of his hairy little secret that his mother told him about in his days as a health-conscious car salesman who liked hedgehogs with Dijon mustard.

Unbeknownst to him, massive elephants were taking ice cream from German dwarves to fuel their giant war machine. The elephants were going to annihilate their arch rivals
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Postby camieman10 on Tue May 27, 2008 2:14 pm

One day in the land of giant purple unicorns, something strange was undoubtedly happening. Little Jimmy was eating his prized hedgehog, from which spikes were cutting his mouth. Jimmy's tongue was becoming self aware of his hairy little secret that his mother told him about in his days as a health-conscious car salesman who liked hedgehogs with Dijon mustard.

Unbeknownst to him, massive elephants were taking ice cream from German dwarves to fuel their giant war machine. The elephants were going to annihilate their arch rivals very quickly with
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Postby WJUK on Tue May 27, 2008 7:51 pm

One day in the land of giant purple unicorns, something strange was undoubtedly happening. Little Jimmy was eating his prized hedgehog, from which spikes were cutting his mouth. Jimmy's tongue was becoming self aware of his hairy little secret that his mother told him about in his days as a health-conscious car salesman who liked hedgehogs with Dijon mustard.

Unbeknownst to him, massive elephants were taking ice cream from German dwarves to fuel their giant war machine. The elephants were going to annihilate their arch rivals very quickly with a giant laser
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Postby PsychoDuck on Tue May 27, 2008 10:27 pm

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One day in the land of giant purple unicorns, something strange was undoubtedly happening. Little Jimmy was eating his prized hedgehog, from which spikes were cutting his mouth. Jimmy's tongue was becoming self aware of his hairy little secret that his mother told him about in his days as a health-conscious car salesman who liked hedgehogs with Dijon mustard.

Unbeknownst to him, massive elephants were taking ice cream from German dwarves to fuel their giant war machine. The elephants were going to annihilate their arch rivals very quickly with a giant laser MADE OF HAM
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Postby Psychogoose on Wed May 28, 2008 4:37 am

One day in the land of giant purple unicorns, something strange was undoubtedly happening. Little Jimmy was eating his prized hedgehog, from which spikes were cutting his mouth. Jimmy's tongue was becoming self aware of his hairy little secret that his mother told him about in his days as a health-conscious car salesman who liked hedgehogs with Dijon mustard.

Unbeknownst to him, massive elephants were taking ice cream from German dwarves to fuel their giant war machine. The elephants were going to annihilate their arch rivals very quickly with a giant laser made of ham SALAD SANDWICH SPREAD.
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Postby PsychoDuck on Wed May 28, 2008 4:54 am

One day in the land of giant purple unicorns, something strange was undoubtedly happening. Little Jimmy was eating his prized hedgehog, from which spikes were cutting his mouth. Jimmy's tongue was becoming self aware of his hairy little secret that his mother told him about in his days as a health-conscious car salesman who liked hedgehogs with Dijon mustard.

Unbeknownst to him, massive elephants were taking ice cream from German dwarves to fuel their giant war machine. The elephants were going to annihilate their arch rivals very quickly with a giant laser made of ham salad sandwich spread. Their foes, the
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Postby camieman10 on Wed May 28, 2008 5:48 am

One day in the land of giant purple unicorns, something strange was undoubtedly happening. Little Jimmy was eating his prized hedgehog, from which spikes were cutting his mouth. Jimmy's tongue was becoming self aware of his hairy little secret that his mother told him about in his days as a health-conscious car salesman who liked hedgehogs with Dijon mustard.

Unbeknownst to him, massive elephants were taking ice cream from German dwarves to fuel their giant war machine. The elephants were going to annihilate their arch rivals very quickly with a giant laser made of ham salad sandwich spread. Their foes, the Death Pokemon, once


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Postby WJUK on Wed May 28, 2008 8:35 pm

One day in the land of giant purple unicorns, something strange was undoubtedly happening. Little Jimmy was eating his prized hedgehog, from which spikes were cutting his mouth. Jimmy's tongue was becoming self aware of his hairy little secret that his mother told him about in his days as a health-conscious car salesman who liked hedgehogs with Dijon mustard.

Unbeknownst to him, massive elephants were taking ice cream from German dwarves to fuel their giant war machine. The elephants were going to annihilate their arch rivals very quickly with a giant laser made of ham salad sandwich spread. Their foes, the Death Pokemon, once wronged them

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Postby Ceph on Thu May 29, 2008 5:17 am

One day in the land of giant purple unicorns, something strange was undoubtedly happening. Little Jimmy was eating his prized hedgehog, from which spikes were cutting his mouth. Jimmy's tongue was becoming self aware of his hairy little secret that his mother told him about in his days as a health-conscious car salesman who liked hedgehogs with Dijon mustard.

Unbeknownst to him, massive elephants were taking ice cream from German dwarves to fuel their giant war machine. The elephants were going to annihilate their arch rivals very quickly with a giant laser made of ham salad sandwich spread. Their foes, the Death Pokemon, once wronged them with the undeniably
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Postby Tónythegamer on Fri May 30, 2008 2:06 am

Unbeknownst to him, massive elephants were taking ice cream from German dwarves to fuel their giant war machine. The elephants were going to annihilate their arch rivals very quickly with a giant laser made of ham salad sandwich spread. Their foes, the Death Pokemon, once wronged them with the undeniably wrongness of rick-rolling
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Postby PsychoDuck on Fri May 30, 2008 2:10 am

One day in the land of giant purple unicorns, something strange was undoubtedly happening. Little Jimmy was eating his prized hedgehog, from which spikes were cutting his mouth. Jimmy's tongue was becoming self aware of his hairy little secret that his mother told him about in his days as a health-conscious car salesman who liked hedgehogs with Dijon mustard.

Unbeknownst to him, massive elephants were taking ice cream from German dwarves to fuel their giant war machine. The elephants were going to annihilate their arch rivals very quickly with a giant laser made of ham salad sandwich spread. Their foes, the Death Pokemon, once wronged them with the undeniably wrongness of rick-rolling THE PRESIDENT. ONLY
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