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Story Telling

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Postby WJUK on Fri May 30, 2008 10:34 am

One day in the land of giant purple unicorns, something strange was undoubtedly happening. Little Jimmy was eating his prized hedgehog, from which spikes were cutting his mouth. Jimmy's tongue was becoming self aware of his hairy little secret that his mother told him about in his days as a health-conscious car salesman who liked hedgehogs with Dijon mustard.

Unbeknownst to him, massive elephants were taking ice cream from German dwarves to fuel their giant war machine. The elephants were going to annihilate their arch rivals very quickly with a giant laser made of ham salad sandwich spread. Their foes, the Death Pokemon, once wronged them with the undeniably wrongness of rick-rolling the president. Only they could save
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Postby camieman10 on Fri May 30, 2008 11:50 pm

One day in the land of giant purple unicorns, something strange was undoubtedly happening. Little Jimmy was eating his prized hedgehog, from which spikes were cutting his mouth. Jimmy's tongue was becoming self aware of his hairy little secret that his mother told him about in his days as a health-conscious car salesman who liked hedgehogs with Dijon mustard.

Unbeknownst to him, massive elephants were taking ice cream from German dwarves to fuel their giant war machine. The elephants were going to annihilate their arch rivals very quickly with a giant laser made of ham salad sandwich spread. Their foes, the Death Pokemon, once wronged them with the undeniably wrongness of rick-rolling the president. Only they could save the world from
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Postby camieman10 on Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:36 pm

No one is adding to this one, and it's kinda old...I vote for the starting of a new story. All in favor?
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Postby Psychogoose on Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:50 pm

Ok, but after we finish the last sentence.
The Goose shall speak once more.
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Postby camieman10 on Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:14 am

One day in the land of giant purple unicorns, something strange was undoubtedly happening. Little Jimmy was eating his prized hedgehog, from which spikes were cutting his mouth. Jimmy's tongue was becoming self aware of his hairy little secret that his mother told him about in his days as a health-conscious car salesman who liked hedgehogs with Dijon mustard.

Unbeknownst to him, massive elephants were taking ice cream from German dwarves to fuel their giant war machine. The elephants were going to annihilate their arch rivals very quickly with a giant laser made of ham salad sandwich spread. Their foes, the Death Pokemon, once wronged them with the undeniably wrongness of rick-rolling the president. Only they could save the President's daughter.



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Postby camieman10 on Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:54 pm

OK I'll start, hopefully this story will make slightly more sense...


Stories are told
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Postby WJUK on Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:24 am

Stories are told of ancient demons
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Postby camieman10 on Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:40 pm

The Story wrote:Stories are told of ancient demons with three heads
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Postby WJUK on Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:08 pm

The Story wrote:Stories are told of ancient demons with three heads and bad attitudes
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Postby Psychogoose on Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:22 pm

WJUK wrote:
The Story wrote:Stories are told of ancient demons with three heads and bad attitudes. It has been
The Goose shall speak once more.
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Postby PsychoDuck on Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:25 pm

The Story wrote:Stories are told of ancient demons with three heads and bad attitudes. It has been written that they
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The Duck Has Spoken.
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Postby WJUK on Sat Jul 19, 2008 12:03 am

The Story wrote:Stories are told of ancient demons with three heads and bad attitudes. It has been written that they have battle against
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Postby camieman10 on Sat Jul 19, 2008 7:37 am

The Story wrote:Stories are told of ancient demons with three heads and bad attitudes. It has been written that they have battles against the army of
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Postby Tónythegamer on Sun Jul 20, 2008 2:49 am

The Story wrote:Stories are told of ancient demons with three heads and bad attitudes. It has been written that they have battled against the army of deadly Cammienators that


Had to keep it making a bit of sense.
Theeeeey're Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!!!!!
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Postby camieman10 on Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:46 am

The Story wrote:Stories are told of ancient demons with three heads and bad attitudes. It has been written that they have battled against the army of deadly Cammienators that chop off limbs


Thats what you call "keeping it making sense"? Ouch...
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Postby WJUK on Sun Jul 20, 2008 8:53 pm

The Story wrote:Stories are told of ancient demons with three heads and bad attitudes. It has been written that they have battled against the army of deadly Cammienators that chop off limbs and other body-parts
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Postby camieman10 on Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:18 pm

The Story wrote:Stories are told of ancient demons with three heads and bad attitudes. It has been written that they have battled against the army of deadly Cammienators that chop off limbs and other body-parts. In one battle
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